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I, (state your name), being of unsound mind, hereby agree to absolutely nothing and reserve the right to sue the pants off the idiot who posted this retarded joke for any injury, real or imaginary, incurred while reading
Please go to the washroom before continuing. I don't want to be responsible for making you pee your pants while laughing. (Well, maybe I do. heh) Remove all sharp objects from your pockets. Remember, lobotomies and electro-shock treatments are optional for first time visitors. If you suffer from agateophobia (the fear of insanity), this is not the thread for you. David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman. "Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs. "Not on her best day," he replied. "Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" "No, she's broke." "Well, then, is it sex?" "Nobody does it like you, babe." "Then what can she do that I can't?" "Sue me for child support."  
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Upon careful reading, he WANTS the woman who can sue him for child support because thats what the new woman can do that the one he's breaking up with can't!
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that's what I thought too...so, I don't get it...
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Upon careful reading, he WANTS the woman who can sue him for child support because thats what the new woman can do that the one he's breaking up with can't! exatly. if he goes with the one who is already pregnant he can't be sued. If he goes for the other he's paying. it's okay we all have our blonde moments. |
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thats good
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That was brilliant. How do you think of them!!
I Lmao. |
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