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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 96
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Thu 07/17/08 12:57 AM
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeto bite!!!grumble sad grumble

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Thu 07/17/08 12:58 AM
its messy!! he needs it cut ! I like it short on himohwell

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Thu 07/17/08 12:58 AM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH






OHHHHHHHHHHHHH BIGGEST CAT STORY OF THE DAY!!!!






WANNA HEAR IT????huh

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Thu 07/17/08 12:59 AM

its messy!! he needs it cut ! I like it short on himohwell
iM going to try the reverse psychology on my son....he seems to get a lot of pleasure with pizzzzzzzzzzing me off!!!grumble laugh grumble

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Thu 07/17/08 01:00 AM
hello all. hows it goin in here?

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Thu 07/17/08 01:01 AM

hello all. hows it goin in here?
hey jlang!!!drinker I suppose you want to hear THE BIGGEST CAT STORY OF THE DAY TOO???laugh laugh

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Thu 07/17/08 01:02 AM
what big cat where???

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Thu 07/17/08 01:02 AM
id love to hear anything you have to say....:)

purplecat's photo
Thu 07/17/08 01:02 AM
our ears are perked ......waitin.......whats the scoop ?!?!?!
come On!! this diary needs some dirt!!

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Thu 07/17/08 01:04 AM
Dear Diary..........

I neeed something interesting and shocking maybe a little .......devil noway laugh laugh

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Thu 07/17/08 01:04 AM
oK........Dear diary........Once upon a time, in a far off land, there was a cat named.......SHADOW. And one day his mom left the front door wide open.........because she likes air........dont ask!!!noway

And one day that cat came in with a gigantic.........








































MOUSE IN HIS MOUTH!!!! And laid it at her feet!!! noway Well........the mom........screammmmmmmmmmmmed.........and screeeeeeeeeeeeamed and didnt know what to do!!! The cat wouldnt go outside with the mouse!!!! So she did what any red blooded canadian would do..........

She...........










got the broom.......mini throwup........and mini throwup.......put that mouse in the dust pan........mini throwup........screaming so all of the neighbours came out of their houses and asked.........wassssssssssup????? and then she














put











it















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outside garbage can!!!!sick


The End!!!bigsmile

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Thu 07/17/08 01:04 AM
this better be a lonnnnnnnng BIG SCARY CAT story.........laugh

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Thu 07/17/08 01:05 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! THRILLS CHILLS !! miniVOMIT EVEN!!noway

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Thu 07/17/08 01:06 AM
hahaaaaaaaaaaa read the above.......mini throw up!!!sick laugh laugh

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Thu 07/17/08 01:06 AM
Spidy likes to bring her victims into my bednoway I found some kinda DEAd BIG BUG!!!in MY BED THE OTHER NIGHT!!!!noway noway noway

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Thu 07/17/08 01:06 AM
I thought it was a good bedtime story..............for the chilllllllllldren!!!laugh drinker

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Thu 07/17/08 01:07 AM
huh

purplecat's photo
Thu 07/17/08 01:07 AM
you dont wanna hear my mouse stories noway

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Thu 07/17/08 01:07 AM

Spidy likes to bring her victims into my bednoway I found some kinda DEAd BIG BUG!!!in MY BED THE OTHER NIGHT!!!!noway noway noway
I think you may need to buy her a toy...........wait!!! I have just the thing!!!laugh

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Thu 07/17/08 01:08 AM
Spidy seems to like to chew on my mouse wire noway laugh laugh

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