Topic: Touchdown
uk1971's photo
Mon 07/14/08 07:30 PM
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart.
His wife rolls over and asks,
"What in the world was that?"
The man says,
"Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven zip."
A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her,
"What was that?"
She replies,
"Touchdown, tied the score."
The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard that he craps the bed.
The wife asks,
"Now what in the world was that?"
He replies,
"Half time. Switch sides."

bigsmile :banana:

Nursekimmie09's photo
Mon 07/14/08 07:35 PM
laugh