You know its going to be a bad day when...

You wake up face down on the pavement.


You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.


Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.


You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.


You turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.


Your twin sister forgot your birthday.


You wake up to realize your waterbed sprung a leak and then discover you don't have a waterbed.


Your car horn decides to goes off for no reason as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.


Your blind date turns out to be your ex.


Your income tax check bounces.


You put both contacts in one eye.