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Topic: Do you lick your lips??
thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Sun 07/13/08 05:29 PM
Two farmers walking through a field; one stoop down and dips his finger in some cow dung and rubs it across his lips. The second farmer asks him why he did such a disgusting thing. The first one replies, I have chapped lips!'. The second one asks him, does it make them better?' He replies,' No! But it stops you from licking them!'

prettylady4 Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 239	Sun 07/13/08 05:30 PM
cute i lick my lips when i see someone interesting

Therapygrl28 Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 712	Sun 07/13/08 05:30 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

taboo365 Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 2999	Sun 07/13/08 05:40 PM
cute i lick my lips when i see someone interesting i brought ChapStik

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Sun 07/13/08 05:43 PM
licking lips I am sure NONE OF YOU can eat a whole sugar covered donut without licking your lips

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Mon 07/14/08 03:24 AM
yep but only if there's something saweeton them Thanks ya'll Cooly

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