Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

What do a Divorce in Arkansas, and a Tornado have in common?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or
more?
Sign says:"17 and under not admitted."

What do you get when you have 32 Arkansas lawyers in the same room?
A full set of teeth.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.

A new law was recently passed in Arkansas:
when a couple gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......kk

Since I am in Texas