Bubba and Earl were sitting on Bubbas' porch eating chips and drinking
brew. A lady stopped by selling raffle tickets for a local charity.
After hearing her spiel, Bubba says. "Now Earl this is for a good
cause....we ought to buy some tickets", so they do. In a few days they
went to the drawing, Earl won a three months supply of sphegetti sauce
and Bubba won an almost new toilet brush. The next week they were on
Bubbas' porch a drinking and eating...Bubba says, "Earl, how's that
sphegetti sauce?" Earl says', "Man, it's gooood, we're eating that stuff
three times a day, how about that toilet brush?" Bubba says', Aw, it's
alright but my wife don't like it too good, so we're thing about
switching back to toilet paper!."

good one

ouch lmao