100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
| Topic: Ooops! | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
A man called home and when the maid answered the phone, he asked to speak with his wife.
"Oh sir," the maid said, "she is in her bedroom with a boyfriend!" Obviously angry, the man told the maid to go to his study and get the gun from the desk and shoot his wife and the boy friend. The man heard the maid get the gun and walk up the stairs, then "Bang, bang!" She returned and said, "What do you want me to do now?" The man said, "Make it look like a burglary and throw the gun in the swimming pool." The maid said, "But sir, we don't have a swimming pool!" The man said, "Is that 1123-45667?"   
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
