I talk an alot on the phone,


probbally enough for a couple people

....So enough about donkey shows

Any obvious warning signs that an online girlfriend or boyfriend is deceiving you?

sometimes they blow that whistle in my ear and dang that hurts

I avoid talking on the phone for that reason. It's easier to talk on the internet, if there's an awkward pause you can just log off and later blame it on a faulty cable.

I avoid the telephone.

I may talk on the phone an hour every month or two...usually for business only...hmmmmm phone, internet, phone , internet!

good point

I mostly say Hello.. are you there now.. can you hear me now.
Any body home.

Start singing....

Be glad there isn't some tool there to say, "Gee, it got quiet all of a sudden".

The telephone is the tool of the Devil
The fax machine and the internet is Your Friend.

Gee...it got quiet in this thread all of a sudden

"Ow! Let me call you back" <---This way you get some sympathy too.

"Oh no! Darn, I just spilled my coffee! Hang on."

"BRB, I have to go to the rest room."

If you have kids have one interrupt you on the phone. A woman did this to me once with real kids and it was annoying.

Talk about sex. Now if you get an awkward pause here well there are others out there in the world for you to meet.

One more, say you just saw a ghost. Now this could either freak the person out or they will be fascinated.

i generally dont talk to people when i dont have something to say...so if it happens just hang up and blame it on a dead battery