Ohh so you think big G is the best.
Here in this contest.
I’m very impressed.
You can still get dressed.
While you lay there on the floor.
As all your friends head for the door.
They would never have guessed.
That you would even suggest
A drinking contest.
With a Texan from the wild west.

Now if you're talkin' Texas style
remember where I'm from
I'm six foot three from N.Y.C.
and don't take me for dum

So round and round and round we go
cuttin' words like logs
but you can't eat that puppy chow
and hang with this big dog

If this is suppose to be hell.
It sure is swell.
After all you my friend.
Will be here in the end.

So do not guess any more.
I see you eyeing the door.
This Texan is still here.
Just drinking her beer.

Give me a T, Give me a S Give me a X,,, add a Gal
what ya got (Txsgal),, she sure does Rawkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

What else besides Texas style.
I will leave you with a smile.
It will be so worthwhile.
In this drinking trial.

Just because your six ft three.
You think you are a tree.
You may stand so very tall.
But ohh how hard you will fall.

Now don't you think I've run away
I need to help my boy
But I'll be back before you know
to play with my new toy

so take this time to think it through
I think you're getting tired
just sip that beer and take a breath
'cause I'm comin' back on fire

A big dog you may be.
But oh we will see.
Who will eat that puppy chow.
Right here and know.

So now what you got to say.
The drinks are coming this way.
Just drink up.
Don’t slurp like a pup.

I will give you a toy.
To play with my big boy.
But can you hang?
Or do you need help from the gang?

I’m sitting here sipping my beer.
Come on back here dear.
I was not through.
I’ll wait here and drink my brew.

I'll fall just like a tree you say
I'm not that big boy Kong
the difference 'tween that ape an' me
He's never toked a bong

Now I've been there and done it all
I've had my share of battles
now be a good girl little tex
and go herd your daddy's cattle

Watch out if you come back on fire.
You might have to require.
A fire extinguisher to put you out.
So do not pout.

And do not cry.
And do not deny.
The room is spinning.
You know I’m winning.

lol we dead even now lol
15 = 15

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!
Give us more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time out---

This is great txs, But I've got to hang with my kids. Can we do it again
tomorrow?

Oh you call me out.
You know there is no doubt.
I will give you a run for your money.
And having you call me honey.

I’m not scared.
I have come prepared.
To take you down.
In this here town.




Hey BigGlen I have had a blast.
Your okay with me at last.
Go tend to yur kid.
Then put him to bed.
Give him a kiss.
And remember you have been blessed.

Hey Txsgal I'm glad to say
I call you my dear friend
It's nice that we can bust some chops
and be cool at the end

And now I'll go be with my sons
and be dad for a while
and when I think back on our joust
I'll do it with a smile


Good night

Big G.

IT WAS GOOD TO THE VERY LAST DROP!!!!!!!!!

OMG and I was missing this!! yeyyyyyyyyyyyy
some more please!!

holy shiz, what a hoot Glenn, and Txs,lmao

To Texs and Glen, not yet a WIN!
Its time to show you what I think.
You kids think that you CAN drink?
Come in my BAR all ruff and stuff,
but yah'll ain't EVEN that TUFF!
One from TX's and one from NY
dang you two done poped your cork.
Get your words all stright and NEAT
Cause im about to knock you BOTH off your FEET.
This here thread ain't for the DEAD.
It was put here to be read.
A little malfuction in this conjunction,
Let me give you both some needed instruction.
If yah'll want to rap, and tap
then neither of YOU should open your TRAP.
When in this presents, of mere peasants.
I say to you, "LET THIS KING", "RING".
So go back to where you both have came,
Im the WINNER of THIS, "GAME!!!!!!

Txs Big Glen FANTASTIC