Orangenecks

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to
say about folks from Tennessee aka 'Orangenecks.'


If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and
they don't work there, you may live in Tennessee


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Tennessee .


If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number,
you may live in Tennessee .


If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Knoxville
for the weekend, you may live in Tennessee .


If you measure distance in hours,
you may live in Tennessee .


If you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once, you may live in Tennessee .

If you install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both unlocked,
you may live in Tennessee .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife
knows how to use them, you may live in Tennessee .


If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph - you're
going 80, and everybody is passing you,
you may live in Tennessee .


If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly',
you may live in Tennessee ...


If you actually understand these jokes, and forward
them to all your Tennessee friends & others,
you definitely live in Tennessee !!

And...parts of Indiana!!

Heyyyyy, I think he stole that from Mississipi

wow and all this time i thought i was from nc.....lol