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seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Sat 07/05/08 10:40 AM
Along about the time my anscestors invented sliced bread, Merlin said, "Ions from now the earth will be blessed with a Golden God with virility beyond measure. He will strut through yet unknown illuminated highways holding within them copious choices of maidens. The maiden he chooses will be pedistalled and worshiped; made love to for weeks at a time cascading into a wonderous union of bliss." "I" fair maidens, AM THAT GOD! bling i leave n come back, and yur still splittin my gut.!!!how goes it bro.!! OK Bro, just busy saving the world and making a better razor. NO CHAFFING

cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Sat 07/05/08 10:40 AM
another a-hole rises up from under his rock.most men who think they are God's gift usually can f@#$k up a wet dream. Wow..it was simply a JOKE.. if I really felt that way I certainly would NOT broadcast to everyone so that they could tell me HOW WRONG I WAS.. relax have a drink I can't it affects my meds..

SuperMom30 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 469	Sat 07/05/08 10:41 AM
Hi sweetie! Sorry about this morning. I was sleeping. GOt in late last night. Hope all is well! I think you are one of the best! You are pretty sweet too!

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Sat 07/05/08 10:41 AM
I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. Sorry about the latter! why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. not any more my , reduction surgery went well.!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 07/05/08 10:41 AM
I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. Sorry about the latter! why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. OH CHIT! Never thought of that. Where were YOU during the QC phase?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 07/05/08 10:42 AM
I'm only 3 &1/2 years old and I fly with Dragons.

glass_slipper Joined Wed 07/02/08 Posts: 45	Sat 07/05/08 10:43 AM
The best and most romantic person to ever grace the JSH wesbite.... guess ya gotta admire his modesty!!!!!!

cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Sat 07/05/08 10:43 AM
I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. Sorry about the latter! why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. not any more my , reduction surgery went well.!!! I had a boyfriend who said his got blown off in the Vietnam war and all he had left was an eight inch stub..

cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Sat 07/05/08 10:44 AM
I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. Sorry about the latter! why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. OH CHIT! Never thought of that. Where were YOU during the QC phase? asleep apparently..

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 07/05/08 10:44 AM
I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. Sorry about the latter! why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. not any more my , reduction surgery went well.!!! I had a boyfriend who said his got blown off in the Vietnam war and all he had left was an eight inch stub.. I STILL wouldn't recommend getting blown off in Vietnam...... certain areas of Hollywood Blvd. either.

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Sat 07/05/08 10:44 AM
I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. Sorry about the latter! why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. not any more my , reduction surgery went well.!!! I had a boyfriend who said his got blown off in the Vietnam war and all he had left was an eight inch stub..

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 07/05/08 10:46 AM
I may only have 3". but some like it that thick.

cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Sat 07/05/08 10:47 AM
I may only have 3". but some like it that thick. if your an elephant maybe..

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 07/05/08 10:49 AM
I may only have 3". but some like it that thick. if your an elephant maybe.. I'm descended from the same pink elephants TexasCharmed hangs out with today.

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Sat 07/05/08 10:50 AM
I may only have 3". but some like it that thick. if your an elephant maybe.. I'm descended from the same pink elephants TexasCharmed hangs out with today.

cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Sat 07/05/08 10:51 AM Edited by cutelildevilsmom on Sat 07/05/08 10:51 AM
I may only have 3". but some like it that thick. if your an elephant maybe.. I'm descended from the same pink elephants TexasCharmed hangs out with today. its all about the well dressed bananna!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 07/05/08 10:52 AM
My family discovered the banana in the Congo many years ago while hanging out with the Zulus.

boneyjoe Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 6196	Sat 07/05/08 10:56 AM
god,it must be painful to be vain

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 07/05/08 10:58 AM
So how are the aches lately Joe?

cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Sat 07/05/08 11:30 AM
My family discovered the banana in the Congo many years ago while hanging out with the Zulus. I would have thought they would have discovered the running shoe.The Zulus were a rough crowd..