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Woman comes home and finds fridge stocked with Slim Fast by her loving husband, asks WTH...he said he thought she could use some help....
The next morning he wakes up, puts his underwear on and says "Honey, why did you put talcum powder in my shorts??" she replies..."That's not talcum powder...it's Miracle Grow, just thought you could use some help, dear." |
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"Would you like some more ice cream?" Say that every 15 minutes.
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Yeppers!!!
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Woman comes home and finds fridge stocked with Slim Fast by her loving husband, asks WTH...he said he thought she could use some help.... The next morning he wakes up, puts his underwear on and says "Honey, why did you put talcum powder in my shorts??" she replies..."That's not talcum powder...it's Miracle Grow, just thought you could use some help, dear." |
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No need to tell.. trust me... we KNOW when that happens! Funny how that works! |
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Maybe the problem is not hers.
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Maybe the problem is not hers. Good point. |
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you duck and run !
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