If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish
and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and
bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.



But here's the worst of it ............

















Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter. .either my radiator leaks
or my exhaust backfires!

I would love the opportunity to do "body work" on your damaged areas

if your rear differential starts to leak, then you do have problems!!!

also true also true.

LOL Don't ya wish the youngins could really appreciate how funny this is? Even if only for a week?

goood one miss giggles