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I cannot save the world, but I can help in making someone's life a little better. or.... i cant save the world but i can die trying If you cannot save the world why would you waste your time dieing to try? |
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If someone does something to you once, they'll do it to you again.
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that the devil you don't know could be worse than the devil you do know...
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Always live below your means.
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that the devil you don't know could be worse than the devil you do know... very profound. |
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dont trust the guy in the chicken costume
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that the devil you don't know could be worse than the devil you do know... very profound. And very true I think |
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If a dog bites you on the ass the first time, its the dogs fault.
If a dog bites you on the ass a 2nd time, its your fault! |
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when someone is shooting at you, keep your head down and reload
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The best advice ever given to me....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE … enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to … A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… a youth she’s content to leave behind… a past juicy enough that she’s looking forward to re-telling it in her old age… A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra… A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… one friend who always makes her laugh and one who lets her cry… A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal. that will make her guests feel honored… A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… a feeling of control over her destiny… EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW… how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without; ruining the friendship… EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW when to try harder.. and WHEN TO WALK AWAY… EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW… that she can’t change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents… EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW… that her childhood may not have been perfect… but it’s over… EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW… what she would or wouldn’t do for love or more… EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW… how to live alone… even if she doesn’t like it… EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW… whom she can trust, whom she can’t, and why she shouldn’t take it personally… EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW… where to go… be it to her best friend’s kitchen table… or a charming Inn in the woods… when her soul needs soothing… EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW… why she can and can’t accomplish in a day… a month… or a year… Best advice given by me.....the above. |
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hey...someone yelled that at my daughter once just as a bb hit her in the temple, she is now nicknamed DUCK!!!!
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Make sure that you have clean underwear on when you leave the house, just in case you have a wreck....
I hate underwear |
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Never tell ur friends your personal relationship problems
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stop , drop and roll
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Be careful what you wish for.
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If you wouldn't eat it, don't F### it.
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If you wouldn't eat it, don't F### it. |
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Make sure that you have clean underwear on when you leave the house, just in case you have a wreck.... I hate underwear I make sure I have on cute matching undies and things...just in case I get in a wreck...lol |
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