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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 93 | |
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This next selection is about the dog
who left without even leaving a note. The skies are charcoal grey It's a dreary downtown day But. at the end of my 30 foot leash Is my little friend Quiche Quiche La Poodle! is her name And having a good time on a crummy day is our game. Quiche. Quiche Lorraine -Quiche Quiche Lorraine Quiche Quiche Lorraine- (girls) Everyday I take her out. Yeah! She runs around, she shouts out and barks. Yeah! Cause she's a good doggie She's a sweet, sweet, sweeeeet puppy! Arf Arf And I know she'll stick by me, Yeah! Arf Arf Oh no! Here comes a Great Dane Drivin' down the lane Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here Don't leave me I'll go insane. I'll go insane. How do you like that? Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green 'bout two inches tall, with a strawberry blond paw; Sunglasses and a bonnet and designer jeans with appliques on it? The dog that brought me so much joy! Left me wallowing in pain! Quiche Lorraine I'll show her! Do you see the key in my hand? I'm gonna throw it in the lake Yeah, you've been so rotten to me, You take the cake. I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel And just you try and come back to me Yeah, you'll see. Quiche Quiche Lorraine ....you mangy mutt. Quiche Quiche Lorraine ....I'm talking about Quiche! Quiche Quiche Lorraine ....Quiche Lorraine! |
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 I remember that one!
Good luck tomorow 
I'm off to the rack! |
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thanks Polson
B52'z seems appropriate 
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I love Rock Lobster!!!
Three Tough Mice! Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times." The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bull****. I gotta go home and screw the cat." |
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Dear diary.......I have a corn dog and you dont!!!
 
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Well now!
Seems ive been on the bottom befor!
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Hey Big where have you been???
Are you on the prowwwwwwwwwwwwl again???
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Why yes i am!!!!
Why huh?
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Why yes i am!!!! Why huh?
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hey catch!!!
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Hiya Gypsy!
Glad your home I told bigsexy this was the best place for some laughs!! 
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Hiya Gypsy! Glad your home I told bigsexy this was the best place for some laughs!!
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 WILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSON!!!
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SSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAALLLLLLDDDDDDDIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG
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WOW!!! Look should I open this Email???
Congratulations!!! You Have Won One Million Euro...Contact Your Claims Agent Now |
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WOW!!! Look should I open this Email???
Congratulations!!! You Have Won One Million Euro...Contact Your Claims Agent Now Now youre a Euroaire!!! Break out the pink champagne!!!
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Champagne
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