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nursery rhyme?
I start you with Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two hunks of bread. A better version Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's ass, And turned it's wool to nylon. |
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky |
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super duper says Elvis The Pelvis
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