Topic: Have you a twisted................
robert1652's photo
Sun 06/29/08 09:54 PM
nursery rhyme?

I start you with


Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.

A better version

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass,
And turned it's wool to nylon.


w_kacy's photo
Sun 06/29/08 10:04 PM
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky

robert1652's photo
Sun 06/29/08 10:06 PM
super duper says Elvis The Pelvis:banana: