how many here believe in a tooth paste god? and if so which one do you worship? do you attend tooth paste church? do you read and ponder the saying's of the tooth book? Are you orthodox, reformed, etc.? did you grow up believing, or did you find toothpaste later on in life? how do you respond to non toothpaste believer's? did gleem die for your sin's? Is the holy mouthwash part of your belief's also? Why are there cavities? has it plagued your mouth with gingivitis? do you believe all teeth go to heaven? do you believe in tooth hell? does the tooth devil live in the abcess of your tooth? are we to blame for all the pain and suffereing of mouth problem's? Who is dentist, and do you believe he can heal you? is this real in your mind or just a myth?