this guy walks into a bar that has a horse as its mascot.the guy orders
a drink with his last dollar and the bartender sees this and tells him
that if he could make the horse laugh he would give him free drinks all
night.so the guy goes and whispers something to the horse and the horse
starts laughing like crazy so the bartender gives the guy his drinks all
night.About a week goes by and the same guy comes back to the bar again
with his last dollar and this time the bartender tells him that if he
can make the horse cry he'll get free drinks all night...so the guy goes
and takes the horse to show him something and when they come back sure
enough the horse is crying.So the bartender puzzled at the fact that he
made the horse laugh and cry asks the guy how did he do it.So the guy
replies to make him laugh i told him i had a bigger **** then him and to
make him cry i showed him.