Same daughter's friend (Kristin) is a hefty drinker, was out on a date, had put on fake fingernails. One popped off so she goes to the ladies room to fix. She sits in a stall and takes out the super glue (is drunk, of course) and can't get it open so puts the tube of glue in her teeth to try to open it. It opened and got on her lips, (I know, you can see this coming). Anyways, then she takes toilet paper and tries to wipe the glue off her lips and it sticks to her lips.

Finally, after a lot of chewing and messing around with the toilet paper, I guess she finally got it off her lips, plus some skin, and came out of the bathroom after about 45 minutes. Kristin is good for lots of stories like this.