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funches Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 12948	Sun 06/29/08 02:59 PM
i am fine and no i did not drink what?????....but "Dragonyosh"...even Jesus took a snoot full every now and then yes but he didnt abuse the drink it to take away pain it did it to show a sign that when at the last supper he used bread as his body and wine as his blood. he wanted us to take communion and remember the price he paid for our sins and to do our best not abuse it? ..Jesus use wine as a subsitute for his blood and besides he turn water into wine ...people usually only drink for the alcohol effect from the mixture ...so I'm not sure that Jesus should be the poster child for soberity

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Sun 06/29/08 03:19 PM Edited by Rapunzel on Sun 06/29/08 03:28 PM
Until people see the Lord with Spiritual Eyes, & understand Him from a totally new perspective... conceived when that person dies to his old self and is washed clean & completely born again in the Holy Spirit, as a brand new person in Christ they will never even begin to fathom or grasp the deep meanings of His Word

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Sun 06/29/08 03:22 PM Edited by tribo on Sun 06/29/08 03:29 PM
(No offense to any flying spaghetti monster believers, I was only using your religion as an example.) JB SURE!! you use my god to make your point and then try to apologize!! The F.S.M. religion is the fastest growing religion in the world, it surpassed monothiest memebership in 1975, and growing stronger ever since!! I have warned other's on here about using statement's like CM used " when frog's fly" - and now you "deliberately" go against my wishes!! The animate and inanimate god's of the air curse you, may you be dipped in melted butter and eaten by the mouth's of those you have offended!! or by me either way's fine. the oracle of the flying sphaghetti god's and all other flying creatures has spoken - as it is spoken - let it be done!! you are vanquished from the book's of FT's, no longer will your name be remembered or spoken in the walls of the believer's.

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Sun 06/29/08 09:22 PM
I just have to say again that Until people see the Lord with Spiritual Eyes, & understand Him from a totally new perspective... conceived when that person dies to his old self and is washed clean & completely born again in the Holy Spirit, as a brand new person in Christ they will never even begin to fathom or grasp the deep meanings of His Word

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sun 06/29/08 10:05 PM
(No offense to any flying spaghetti monster believers, I was only using your religion as an example.) JB SURE!! you use my god to make your point and then try to apologize!! The F.S.M. religion is the fastest growing religion in the world, it surpassed monothiest memebership in 1975, and growing stronger ever since!! I have warned other's on here about using statement's like CM used " when frog's fly" - and now you "deliberately" go against my wishes!! The animate and inanimate god's of the air curse you, may you be dipped in melted butter and eaten by the mouth's of those you have offended!! or by me either way's fine. the oracle of the flying sphaghetti god's and all other flying creatures has spoken - as it is spoken - let it be done!! you are vanquished from the book's of FT's, no longer will your name be remembered or spoken in the walls of the believer's. Hey, I apologized to the Spaghetti Monster cult members. I love spaghetti!! I hope this doesn't mean I can't come to the next spaghetti supper at your temple.

Unique2468 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 964	Sun 06/29/08 10:16 PM
(No offense to any flying spaghetti monster believers, I was only using your religion as an example.) JB SURE!! you use my god to make your point and then try to apologize!! The F.S.M. religion is the fastest growing religion in the world, it surpassed monothiest memebership in 1975, and growing stronger ever since!! I have warned other's on here about using statement's like CM used " when frog's fly" - and now you "deliberately" go against my wishes!! The animate and inanimate god's of the air curse you, may you be dipped in melted butter and eaten by the mouth's of those you have offended!! or by me either way's fine. the oracle of the flying sphaghetti god's and all other flying creatures has spoken - as it is spoken - let it be done!! you are vanquished from the book's of FT's, no longer will your name be remembered or spoken in the walls of the believer's. Hey, I apologized to the Spaghetti Monster cult members. I love spaghetti!! I hope this doesn't mean I can't come to the next spaghetti supper at your temple. spaghetti hater!!!!111111oneone11one

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Sun 06/29/08 10:25 PM
(No offense to any flying spaghetti monster believers, I was only using your religion as an example.) JB SURE!! you use my god to make your point and then try to apologize!! The F.S.M. religion is the fastest growing religion in the world, it surpassed monothiest memebership in 1975, and growing stronger ever since!! I have warned other's on here about using statement's like CM used " when frog's fly" - and now you "deliberately" go against my wishes!! The animate and inanimate god's of the air curse you, may you be dipped in melted butter and eaten by the mouth's of those you have offended!! or by me either way's fine. the oracle of the flying sphaghetti god's and all other flying creatures has spoken - as it is spoken - let it be done!! you are vanquished from the book's of FT's, no longer will your name be remembered or spoken in the walls of the believer's. Hey, I apologized to the Spaghetti Monster cult members. I love spaghetti!! I hope this doesn't mean I can't come to the next spaghetti supper at your temple. hmmmmm? i'll talk to the head speghett and see - but don't hold your breath young lady!! you may have to lick the gar to appease him Hmmm?? not sure he's ever had his gar-licked before??? do you do gar-lick? parmiganne my language please.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sun 06/29/08 10:32 PM
(No offense to any flying spaghetti monster believers, I was only using your religion as an example.) JB SURE!! you use my god to make your point and then try to apologize!! The F.S.M. religion is the fastest growing religion in the world, it surpassed monothiest memebership in 1975, and growing stronger ever since!! I have warned other's on here about using statement's like CM used " when frog's fly" - and now you "deliberately" go against my wishes!! The animate and inanimate god's of the air curse you, may you be dipped in melted butter and eaten by the mouth's of those you have offended!! or by me either way's fine. the oracle of the flying sphaghetti god's and all other flying creatures has spoken - as it is spoken - let it be done!! you are vanquished from the book's of FT's, no longer will your name be remembered or spoken in the walls of the believer's. Hey, I apologized to the Spaghetti Monster cult members. I love spaghetti!! I hope this doesn't mean I can't come to the next spaghetti supper at your temple. hmmmmm? i'll talk to the head speghett and see - but don't hold your breath young lady!! you may have to lick the gar to appease him Hmmm?? not sure he's ever had his gar-licked before??? do you do gar-lick? parmiganne my language please. As long as I can sprinkle it with a little cheese and smother it with spaghetti sauce..

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Sun 06/29/08 10:47 PM Edited by tribo on Sun 06/29/08 10:54 PM
(No offense to any flying spaghetti monster believers, I was only using your religion as an example.) JB SURE!! you use my god to make your point and then try to apologize!! The F.S.M. religion is the fastest growing religion in the world, it surpassed monothiest memebership in 1975, and growing stronger ever since!! I have warned other's on here about using statement's like CM used " when frog's fly" - and now you "deliberately" go against my wishes!! The animate and inanimate god's of the air curse you, may you be dipped in melted butter and eaten by the mouth's of those you have offended!! or by me either way's fine. the oracle of the flying sphaghetti god's and all other flying creatures has spoken - as it is spoken - let it be done!! you are vanquished from the book's of FT's, no longer will your name be remembered or spoken in the walls of the believer's. Hey, I apologized to the Spaghetti Monster cult members. I love spaghetti!! I hope this doesn't mean I can't come to the next spaghetti supper at your temple. hmmmmm? i'll talk to the head speghett and see - but don't hold your breath young lady!! you may have to lick the gar to appease him Hmmm?? not sure he's ever had his gar-licked before??? do you do gar-lick? parmiganne my language please. As long as I can sprinkle it with a little cheese and smother it with spaghetti sauce.. smiles want to join also - so both you and him must do this: dragon's are only allowed if they cook the meatball's!! and warm the sauce - all flying creatures are allowed, and some food's, but no christian's hahaaha you will have go through the secret sauce ceremony, and vow never to divulge the recipe to anyone under penalty of being boiled wth a little bit of salt and oil!! now repeat after me - owha --- tajer --- kiam ---- say this 10 times getting faster each time until the spaghetti monster reveals to you the secret of inner knowledge - think upon this as you repeat it faster each time and all will become clear my little glass hoppa's!!

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sun 06/29/08 10:58 PM
(No offense to any flying spaghetti monster believers, I was only using your religion as an example.) JB SURE!! you use my god to make your point and then try to apologize!! The F.S.M. religion is the fastest growing religion in the world, it surpassed monothiest memebership in 1975, and growing stronger ever since!! I have warned other's on here about using statement's like CM used " when frog's fly" - and now you "deliberately" go against my wishes!! The animate and inanimate god's of the air curse you, may you be dipped in melted butter and eaten by the mouth's of those you have offended!! or by me either way's fine. the oracle of the flying sphaghetti god's and all other flying creatures has spoken - as it is spoken - let it be done!! you are vanquished from the book's of FT's, no longer will your name be remembered or spoken in the walls of the believer's. Hey, I apologized to the Spaghetti Monster cult members. I love spaghetti!! I hope this doesn't mean I can't come to the next spaghetti supper at your temple. hmmmmm? i'll talk to the head speghett and see - but don't hold your breath young lady!! you may have to lick the gar to appease him Hmmm?? not sure he's ever had his gar-licked before??? do you do gar-lick? parmiganne my language please. As long as I can sprinkle it with a little cheese and smother it with spaghetti sauce.. smiles want to join also - so both you and him must do this: dragon's are only allowed if they cook the meatball's!! and warm the sauce - all flying creatures are allowed, and some food's, but no christian's hahaaha you will have go through the secret sauce ceremony, and vow never to divulge the recipe to anyone under penalty of being boiled wth a little bit of salt and oil!! now repeat after me - owha --- tajer --- kiam ---- say this 10 times getting faster each time until the spaghetti monster reveals to you the secret of inner knowledge - think upon this as you repeat it faster each time and all will become clear my little glass hoppa's!! I changed my mind. I don't wanna join your stupid cult. I just wanna be a dancing heathen.

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Sun 06/29/08 11:03 PM
(No offense to any flying spaghetti monster believers, I was only using your religion as an example.) JB SURE!! you use my god to make your point and then try to apologize!! The F.S.M. religion is the fastest growing religion in the world, it surpassed monothiest memebership in 1975, and growing stronger ever since!! I have warned other's on here about using statement's like CM used " when frog's fly" - and now you "deliberately" go against my wishes!! The animate and inanimate god's of the air curse you, may you be dipped in melted butter and eaten by the mouth's of those you have offended!! or by me either way's fine. the oracle of the flying sphaghetti god's and all other flying creatures has spoken - as it is spoken - let it be done!! you are vanquished from the book's of FT's, no longer will your name be remembered or spoken in the walls of the believer's. Hey, I apologized to the Spaghetti Monster cult members. I love spaghetti!! I hope this doesn't mean I can't come to the next spaghetti supper at your temple. hmmmmm? i'll talk to the head speghett and see - but don't hold your breath young lady!! you may have to lick the gar to appease him Hmmm?? not sure he's ever had his gar-licked before??? do you do gar-lick? parmiganne my language please. As long as I can sprinkle it with a little cheese and smother it with spaghetti sauce.. smiles want to join also - so both you and him must do this: dragon's are only allowed if they cook the meatball's!! and warm the sauce - all flying creatures are allowed, and some food's, but no christian's hahaaha you will have go through the secret sauce ceremony, and vow never to divulge the recipe to anyone under penalty of being boiled wth a little bit of salt and oil!! now repeat after me - owha --- tajer --- kiam ---- say this 10 times getting faster each time until the spaghetti monster reveals to you the secret of inner knowledge - think upon this as you repeat it faster each time and all will become clear my little glass hoppa's!! I changed my mind. I don't wanna join your stupid cult. I just wanna be a dancing heathen. Then you are lost oh little one - may the flying food's and airborne frog's,cow's,and pig's take aim upon you as you dance the dance of unbeliver's your name is removed from the delivery menu forever and ever- so let it be said - so let it be written - so let it be done - your next smiless!!!!!!