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Topic: Mini Me Sex Tape
MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Fri 06/27/08 06:53 PM
Cover Your Eyes! Verne Troyer's Got a Sex Tape! Thursday June 26, 2008 Does everyone –- and I mean everyone –- have a sex tape of themselves on the Internet, except perhaps my wife? Thanks to the sleuths at TMZ we now find Verne “Mini Me” Troyer has an Internet sex tape. So, brace yourself for Mini-Me’s Mini-Me to be on public display, though the most we see in this snippet is an arching tongue. But isn’t that really enough? Troyer might not seem like he has much in common with Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson or Kim Kardashian. But let’s face it: all these Internet sex tape "stars" are the same. They’re all more famous for their body than their talent -- and when it strikes 14:59 on their 15 minutes of fame, they clock seems to be reset when a third party or disgruntled ex has caught them on film in flagrante delicto (and I’m using the Latin term to be polite). Anyone who has seen Mike Meyers’ “The Love Guru” knows Troyer’s career is running out of options, and surely that bomb has less box office potential than Mr. Me's Mini. How sad. http://weirdnews.about.com/

ledi180 Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 5910	Fri 06/27/08 06:55 PM
ick

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Fri 06/27/08 06:55 PM


Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Fri 06/27/08 06:55 PM
hes hung like a donkey...a little tiny one

Redsoxfan1 Joined Sat 12/29/07 Posts: 8388	Fri 06/27/08 06:57 PM
OMG!!

yankeesnut Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 415	Fri 06/27/08 06:58 PM
Vern Troyer has a penis?

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Fri 06/27/08 07:01 PM
More trash to feed roaches!!

brandynicole Joined Fri 06/29/07 Posts: 5564	Fri 06/27/08 08:07 PM
I saw this on Perez Hilton ... soooooo funny . I saw a clip and it's just really awkward .

Journey71 Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 27	Sat 06/28/08 10:20 PM
This is one of those things that when it comes out, you know you want to watch it, but when you do, afterwards you feel like you have to take a shower. I only saw a clip of it and I felt like I watched some kind of german beastiality S&M porn. It just felt wrong.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sat 06/28/08 11:20 PM
Cover Your Eyes! Verne Troyer's Got a Sex Tape! Thursday June 26, 2008 Does everyone –- and I mean everyone –- have a sex tape of themselves on the Internet, except perhaps my wife? Thanks to the sleuths at TMZ we now find Verne “Mini Me” Troyer has an Internet sex tape. So, brace yourself for Mini-Me’s Mini-Me to be on public display, though the most we see in this snippet is an arching tongue. But isn’t that really enough? Troyer might not seem like he has much in common with Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson or Kim Kardashian. But let’s face it: all these Internet sex tape "stars" are the same. They’re all more famous for their body than their talent -- and when it strikes 14:59 on their 15 minutes of fame, they clock seems to be reset when a third party or disgruntled ex has caught them on film in flagrante delicto (and I’m using the Latin term to be polite). Anyone who has seen Mike Meyers’ “The Love Guru” knows Troyer’s career is running out of options, and surely that bomb has less box office potential than Mr. Me's Mini. How sad. http://weirdnews.about.com/ Gee... whadda surprise. It seems that the ONLY way for a fading pseudo-celeb to keep clawing for what's left of his/her fifteen milliseconds of fame is to churn out an "unauthorized" sex tape. Pamela Anderson. Kim Kardashian. Paris Hilton. Ex pro-wrestler "Chyna". And now ol' Mini-Me himself. Who's next on the "oopsie... some has seems to have released an unauthorized sex tape of mine!!!" list? Rosie O'Donnell? Donald Trump? Rosie O'Donnell WITH Donald Trump? Barbara Walters? Abe Vigoda? The list is simply staggering in proportion.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sat 06/28/08 11:31 PM
This is one of those things that when it comes out, you know you want to watch it, but when you do, afterwards you feel like you have to take a shower. I only saw a clip of it and I felt like I watched some kind of german beastiality S&M porn. It just felt wrong.

Random_Stranger Joined Wed 05/02/07 Posts: 2409	Sat 06/28/08 11:49 PM
Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE!

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Sun 06/29/08 12:53 AM
I want one of those "I Midget Porn" T-shirts for church group outings...

Random_Stranger Joined Wed 05/02/07 Posts: 2409	Sun 06/29/08 02:17 AM
I want one of those "I Midget Porn" T-shirts for church group outings... I think I have seen those before

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Sun 06/29/08 02:21 AM
Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE! I think I'm still going to have to PASS on the Troyer sex tape

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sun 06/29/08 03:31 AM
Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE! I think I'm still going to have to PASS on the Troyer sex tape Im saving my money for the msmyka sex tape

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Sun 06/29/08 03:41 AM
Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE! I think I'm still going to have to PASS on the Troyer sex tape Im saving my money for the msmyka sex tape Hahaha whoaaaa there. I'm not a show and tell kind of girl.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sun 06/29/08 04:14 AM
Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE! I think I'm still going to have to PASS on the Troyer sex tape Im saving my money for the msmyka sex tape Hahaha whoaaaa there. I'm not a show and tell kind of girl. what a shame

Random_Stranger Joined Wed 05/02/07 Posts: 2409	Sun 06/29/08 04:53 AM
Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE! I think I'm still going to have to PASS on the Troyer sex tape Awe, c'mon. You gotta see a midget porn once though. It is the funniest thing since the president's speeches.

Jolie76 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 7	Fri 07/04/08 11:39 AM
That is very disturbing and I only saw what they showed on TMZ, man how that girl could allow that to be taped is beyond me. A struggling actress who had to pretend to be having a good time. EEK.