TENJOOBERRYMUDS

This is a hoot. Sad, because it is TRUE ..... But a hoot!!!!
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term
'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in... Now, here
Goes...Good Luck...lol



The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest
And room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......



Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'

Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'

Room Service: ' Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'


Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?'

Guest: '.....What?? '

Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?.. Pryed, boyud, poochd?'

Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.'

Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'

Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'

Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'What?'

Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'I... Don't think so.'

Room Service: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'

Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan
Sahn toes' means.'

Room Service: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
We bodder?'

Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'

Room Service: 'We bodder?'

Gu! EST: 'No , just put the bodder on the side.'

Room Service: 'Wad?!?'

Guest: 'I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side'

Room Service: 'Copy?'

Guest: 'Excuse me?'

Room Service: 'Copy...tea..meel?'

Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please.. And that's everything.'

Room Service: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we
Bodder on sigh and copy ... Rye??'

Guest: 'Whatever you say.'

Room Service: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'

Guest: 'You're welcome'

Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' '.....and you do, don't you!


GOD Bless America

roflmao

OMG!! I didnt think anybody else went thru that like I did ...lol This hilarious .....And true....Thanks for the laugh today....