Topic: & just WTH is WRONG w/having a BEER????? | |
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Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair The last one to know The last one to show I was the last one You thought you'd see there And I saw the surprise And the fear in his eyes When I took his glass of champagne And I toasted you Said honey we may be through But you'll never hear me complain 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh I've got friends in low places Well I guess I was wrong I just don't belong But then I've been there before Everything's all right I'll just say goodnight And I'll show myself to the door Hey I didn't mean To cause a big scene Just give me an hour and then Well I'll be as high As that ivory tower That you're livin' in 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh I've got friends in low places I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh I've got friends in low places I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh I've got friends in low places I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay .... sure bring it on lakeman |
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I can sing this one too Fade!!!
Toby Keith - I Love This Bar This is lyrics from www.lyrics007.com We got winners, we got losers Chain smokers and boozers And we got yuppies, we got bikers We got thristy hitchhikers And the girls next door dress up like movie stars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar We got cowboys, we got truckers Broken-hearted fools and suckers And we got hustlers, we got fighters Early birds and all-nighters And the veterans talk about their battle scars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar [Chorus:] I love this bar It's my kind of place Just walkin' through the front door Puts a big smile on my face It ain't too far, come as you are Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs Blue-collar boys and rednecks And we got lovers, lots of lookers And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar Yes I do I like my truck (I like my truck) I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend) I like to take her out to dinner I like a movie now and then But I love this bar It's my kind of place Just trollin' around the dance floor Puts a big smile on my face No cover charge, come as you are Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar We got divorcees and a big bouncer man An old jukebox and a real bad band We got waitresses and we got barflies A dumb-ass and a wise-guy If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car Reason number 672 why Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar Play it on out boys Beer-thirty's over Got to take it on home Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar I just love it |
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One of my favourite poems goes like this.
One night in late October When I was far from sober Carrying home my load with manly pride My feet began to stutter So I lay down in the gutter When a pig came by and lay down by my side A lady passing by was heard to say, "You can tell who boozes, by the company that he chooses." So the pig got up and slowly walked away |
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I found a boozing pic!!!!
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Is it just me or do you look hotter with a tankard in your face?
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Is it just me or do you look hotter with a tankard in your face? Covers half of it....maybe that's it |
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In one of your profile pics? Yanno, I love these forums. And I love this community of people. But I got wind today that some JSH'ers think if a person (male/female no matter) has a pic w/a beer (or any drink I would think) on their profile that the person has a DRINKING PROBLEM? or that it would be a deal breaker for a date .. LMFAO!!!! It's not a problem for me if you drink, unless it becomes obvious, in which case I just go away. If I drank, everyone around me would have a problem, but that's just me. If the profile is abundant with adult beverages, or they've got this ghetto look going on, I just close the tab and move on. A budweiser covering half of a person's face screams jerry springer single wide if you ask me. I can just like the rest, without getting |
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Is it just me or do you look hotter with a tankard in your face? Covers half of it....maybe that's it nahhhh that ain't it |
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Is it just me or do you look hotter with a tankard in your face? Covers half of it....maybe that's it nahhhh that ain't it Thanks Animal Here's to drinking and having a heck of a time doing it! |
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now I am trying to find a photo of me drinking.....
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<<<<< My drinking pic
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<<<<< My drinking pic awww poor kitty |
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Busybodies...
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<<<<< My drinking pic betcha that beer had some bite |
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I dunno, ask my kitty. I turned to grab some peanuts and by the time I turned back to my beer, the l'il bugger was like that
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ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with having a beer/drink in your pic. The way I see it, if ya don't like my pic then you don't have to look. Just keep your judgemental butts off mine and go have a beer dammit, you might feel better about yourself then.
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I don't think there's a prob either but I think it's unfair that I can't have a pic of a bag of weed or something marijuana related even tho it's not a crime to smoke it, where I live
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I don't think there's a prob either but I think it's unfair that I can't have a pic of a bag of weed or something marijuana related even tho it's not a crime to smoke it, where I live |
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now now..no comments from the commie seats
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