There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant.
So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.

The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it
back the next day.

The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty
and the lid was on it.

Doctor: What was the problem?

Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. So, I tried
with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...
nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's
friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth.... still nothing.

Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!

Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen
cup.

THATS REALLY GOOD!!

LOL good one

ok so this guy goes to a bar and the bar has a horse thats its
mascot.The guy sits and asks for a drink and the bartender tells him if
he can make the horse laugh he'll get free drinks all night. so the guy
goes and whispers something to the horse and the horse starts laughing
like crazy so sure enough the guy gets his drinks.About a week goes by
and the same guy comes back to the bar and this time the bartender tells
him if he could make the horse cry he'll get free drinks all night...so
the guy goes and shows the horse something and sure enough the horse
starts crying... puzzled by what the guy did to make the horse laugh and
cry the bartender asks him how he did it....so the guy replies..to make
him laugh i told him i had a bigger **** then him and to make him cry i
showed him.