Topic: Wishful thinking..lol
Hoss34's photo
Wed 02/28/07 10:29 PM
A little girl at the zoo asks her father, "What's that hanging down from
the elephant?"

"That's his trunk," the father replies.

"No! The other thing," persisted the little girl.

"Oh. That's the elephant's penis."

The little girl replied, "Hmmm. How come when I asked Mom she said it
was nothing?"

"Well... your Mother is a very spoiled woman."