Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 92 | |
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<-just full of GOOD NEWS TODAY!!! Yes, you are. My thanks to you for...well you know. And it's not even Wednesday! Didn't mean to make you blush. Celebrating up there tomorrow? |
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omggggggggggggggggggggg its too hot here!!!!
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I have a cranky lil kid with lil prickle slivers in his footy and he just gets mad when I suggest soaking it , he wont let me touch him OMG!! I'll have to try that !! I convinced him that he should have a bubble bath , hes all happy dappy an sliver free now...for the momment he just headed outside BAREFOOT AGAIN!! |
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uhhhhhhhh you may want to save yourself some whining by putting shoes on him!!
You also have to worry about getting plantars warts on the bottom of the feet from going barefoot all the time......then you have to get them burnt off with dry ice!! |
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hahahaaaaaaa Im again so full of good news!!! I should have went tanning!!! Im turning beige!!!
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he refuses to put on his shoes when hes at home outside
same fight every year!! he wont wear shoes to the lake either |
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Tell him the doctor said on the phone that he has to wear shoes!!!!
Or just call the police!!! Hello police??? Yaaaaaaa my son wont wear his shoes outside!!! Hmmmmmmmm ok I will tell him right now!!! |
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I wonder how much therapy my son will need now??
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hey I was a single mom.......I was grabbing at straws!!!
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Ive even phoned Santa Claus!!!
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hey I was a single mom.......I was grabbing at straws!!! ya , not like I can say WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME!!!! |
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ya I've called Santa a few times
and every now an then I see his sleigh zip past the window checking up on him |
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Ok so we have santa, the police, the doctor.........who else can we call??? Ohhhhhhhhhh Ive called Boot Camp too.....unfortunately he wanted to go!!! |
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ghost busters?
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Now I cant call anyone!! I told my dad that I thought my son may be smoking and he didnt say or do anything.......what can I do??? I cant do anything because I would be a hypocrite!!! I cant do anything!!!
Unless I say......if you ever do decide to smoke.....your lungs will blow up..... |
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Ive even phoned Santa Claus!!! Is Santa more like Edmund Gwynn in the original Miracle on 34th Street or Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa? |
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Santa.......he is the good one.......with presents!!! Now if youre not good you get nothing!!!
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Santa.......he is the good one.......with presents!!! Now if youre not good you get nothing!!! Oh, the Bad Santa had presents too. If I'm good, will I get something? |
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