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Okay. Here's a new game, based on the game by the same name in my
subject line. I'll name a product slogan and the next person who guesses the name of the product adds a slogan or jingle of their own and yadayadayada... Can be from any decade, any product. Doesn't have to be from the U.S. but I don't know how many non-U.S. people we have here..so..whatever works. Okay? Okay. **** You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with _______________. |
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I know AJAX
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this game must be easy when you have google.
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It's also easy if you know advertising jingles. Come on! We all know
them! |
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Pepsodent.
We love our ______ . we never eat it whole, we mash it up and smash it up and put it in a bowl. |
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Did she swallow it ? |
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Welll….. here’s adding flavor to the game….. by keeping the same
“slogan” but a different product [say.. condom] Nike - Just Do It Tesco Condoms - every little helps Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide FCUK condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain. Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please) Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! Now for some basic advise on the product ! How do you make a fish flavoured condom … Stick one in your girlfriend.... And to avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know ! Wellll..... |
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