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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 90 | |
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ok, have ya tryed staying drunk for a week ? i have and it work's until you sober up , and every thing come's back to bite you in the azz !
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haha Ive done that on vacation in mexico a few times chevy!!!!
  It sucks when you have to go back to work and you want to start drinking at 9 am before your shift!!!
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i use to do it all the time ! and thinking about going back to it !
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drink pass out , wake up drink some more pass out ! keep doing this and you will lose all kinds of weight too !
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drink pass out , wake up drink some more pass out ! keep doing this and you will lose all kinds of weight too !
I dont think I can drink in the morning.....unless Im in mexico!!! There there are NO RULES!! 
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dEAR DIARY.....do you have any idea how many times Ive called my dad from mexico to tell him Im in jail, got a tattie with a rusty needle.....
Ohhhhhhh good times!!!
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Ummmmmmmm yes I was a bad child!!!
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but very sweet and innocent too!!
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and im the pope !
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But we both laughed!!! Both times that I called him!!!
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He got me back though.......I took my son out for dinner when he was about 10 and he told my son to order a Labatts Blue!!!
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ya.........I was like..........WHAT?????????
i WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO embarrassed!!! 
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Hey hairy armpits!!!
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i was working on a friends car , and i had it fixed ! but i was feeling bad ! so , i sent them to get muffler bearing's ! and the part's guy just laughed at them !
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ooops forgot to put on the right guard
wherez the febreeze?? 
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 MUFFLERS dont have bearings............. I dont think.....
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