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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.      I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat   Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house? | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.      I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat   Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house? After a comment like that I'd help you pack       | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.      I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat   I'll take you. lol amazing what works huh   I'll go out with you anytime. | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.      I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat   I'll take you. lol amazing what works huh   I'll go out with you anytime. Awwwwwwwww beachy I would take you too  you sweety you... | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.      I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat   Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house? After a comment like that I'd help you pack       Oh Baby Now yrrr talking will you take care of my St Bernard and her puppies too?....oh and my 9 cats litter boxes. | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.      I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat   Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house? After a comment like that I'd help you pack       Oh Baby Now yrrr talking will you take care of my St Bernard and her puppies too?....oh and my 9 cats litter boxes. Can you say deal breaker?       | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. I'm looking for the perfect man, intelligent, funny, witty, goofy, good looking...yep, you're not him... **Keeps looking** | |
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      oh good lord      | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. I'm looking for the perfect man, intelligent, funny, witty, goofy, good looking...yep, you're not him... **Keeps looking**               | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.       | |
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      guys    | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.       | |
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      ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll   | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll   HEY NOW! PLAY NICE!!         | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll   HEY NOW! PLAY NICE!!         just being honest   | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll   HEY NOW! PLAY NICE!!         just being honest   You want me to show you where my "tab" is? | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll   HEY NOW! PLAY NICE!!         just being honest   You want me to show you where my "tab" is? your "tab"?   | |
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| I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll   HEY NOW! PLAY NICE!!         See now Indigo is REEEAAAALL nice, she understands us men, our trials and tribulations...she's also very HOT too     | |
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