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Never use the word penis unless the woman is your doctor.
Never say, "Man you are PMSing!" |
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Don't EVER EVER EVER use the C word even in a joke.
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Who would win in a fight between Captain Kirk and Captain Picard. picard!!! Oh I don't think so.... picard would kick kirks azz twice before kirk knew what hit him!!!! No friggin way!! Kirk has the flying kick! And isn't afraid to fight dirty!!! Picard would be all bleeding and cryin' 'n stuff. Kirk would try all his cheesy '60s acting on Picard. Unimpressed, Picard would retort, "Not good enough, dammit! Not good enough!", then phaser Kirk between the eyes. Kirk would overact with his strange halting way of speaking until the very end. "Mr Spock...where...are you? I...am dying...Damn you...Picard..." 
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5 things that women are sensitive about that men should be careful in discussing with them Female Respondents 1. pms 
2. friends 3. earnings 4. star trek
5. intelligence 6. bra size Male Respondents 1. weight 2. age 3. former lovers 4. Ugly hairdo or makeup job 5. Bad cooking |
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