A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor
told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to
try it. The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it
to the father thereby easing the mothers burden.

The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The
Doc set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that 10% was still
probably more pain than he had ever felt. The man was surprised at how
little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor
turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until
the machine was set at 100%.

After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was
relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still
amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took
the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.

oh man! that is sick! but good.lol.

That was funny.