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seen this before. My friend sent it to me and I thought it was hysterical.
9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" .... that will bring on a "whatever"). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F___ YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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sooooo true!
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This is right on the money...
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now the man version
fine- means ok thats cool five min.- means five sport min. which can last up to 30min nothing- means nothing is wrong go ahead- means go ahead loud sigh- ive never really sighed loudly so im unsure thats ok- means yea thats cool thanks- means thank you whatever- ill take a number 1 dont worry about it, i got it- means dont worry about it.. ill get it... in 5min |
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seen this before. My friend sent it to me and I thought it was hysterical. 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" .... that will bring on a "whatever"). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F___ YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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now the man version fine- means ok thats cool five min.- means five sport min. which can last up to 30min nothing- means nothing is wrong go ahead- means go ahead loud sigh- ive never really sighed loudly so im unsure thats ok- means yea thats cool thanks- means thank you whatever- ill take a number 1 dont worry about it, i got it- means dont worry about it.. ill get it... in 5min
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FYI for the guys. Fine is a bad word. As in, that dress looks fine on you = that dress in o.k. but not stunning.
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FYI for the guys. Fine is a bad word. As in, that dress looks fine on you = that dress in o.k. but not stunning. no it means "that dress looks ok but it would look better on the floor" 
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