I lived with a Swedish shot putter for a while. He was a really nice guy, but being a “jock” he had a bit of an ego to feed. One of his favorite things to say in Swedish was (spelling???) “Ushecta mina stura oxlar” which translates to “Pardon my broad shoulders” . He had also taught us a few bad words in Swedish. One day we were having a small gathering in our dorm room with some friends from the track team, and his friend’s roommate wanted to say something witty in Swedish, but didn’t know what to say. The jocks were talking about how far they could jump and how big their muscles were, so he figured since he wasn’t an athlete he would talk about how big his feet were. In his best Swedish accent he boldy stated “Ushecta mina stura fitta”. Everyone in the room started laughing hysterically, and he wanted to know what was so frikkin funny, he was just trying to say how big his feet were. My roommate then explained to him he had said “Pardon my broad p@$$y”.

hilarious

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