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FINALLY,
THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It is Braille for 'suck here'. Q : WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It is the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q : WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q : WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they are wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q : WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they do not have any balls to scratch... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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got this today via email but mine included;
What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() just read this to my mom... gave her a great laugh.... thanks TX.. How are you? Hope all is well with u... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
robert1652
on
Tue 06/17/08 01:59 PM
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When the cat is away mice come out to play?
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() just read this to my mom... gave her a great laugh.... thanks TX.. How are you? Hope all is well with u... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Doing great girl and you? |
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When the cat is away mice come out to play? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PS Only been gone two hours ![]() ![]() wow and it took us that long to run a muck lmao shshshsh we are slowing down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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When the cat is away mice come out to play? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PS Only been gone two hours ![]() ![]() wow and it took us that long to run a muck lmao shshshsh we are slowing down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Getting older ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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When the cat is away mice come out to play? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PS Only been gone two hours ![]() ![]() wow and it took us that long to run a muck lmao shshshsh we are slowing down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Getting older ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sssssssshhhhhhhhs don't tell anyone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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