you mean thats not normal???

<-----waiting for water to bubble over......

ok....bacon is perfect......

you nut!!
turn the water down

It hasnt started boiling yet!!! I have it on HIGH!!!

*******shakes leg grumbles****
****kicks him in the head*** See what you MADE me do!


I'm starving!

I have a free one Beach!

I think I need a new stove......half of the burners dont work!!!

I HAD bacon
my daughter and her BF ate the WHOLE PACKAGE yesterday

<-- getting ALOT more used to the idea of them LEAVING!

Dear diary.......I wonder what will happen if I put my IM on!!!

check the fuses ?

yaaaaaaaaaa more food!!! and more time in the bathroom!!! MORE TOILET PAPER!!!!

fuses in the stove ?? check em , they are in the top thing where the dials to turn on the stove are

Well what do you know!!! A whole new world in my stove!!!

3 minutes till breakfast!!!

alot cheaper to buy new fuses or elements , stoves are like cars they last A LONG TIME I would suspect a fuse if more then one burner is not working

mmmmmmmmm I'm ready
<-- spork an knife in hands......

got toast?
we're outta bread
AGAIN

<---eating......brb

<-- looking down at her empty plate.....

the top 10 corniest Redneck pickup lines we could find.

Here they are in no particular order and, as always, feel free to add your own : )

1.Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.



2.Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.



3. My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.



4.Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.



5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.



6.You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.



7.I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer “bed-rock.

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8. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.



9.I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.



10. If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole