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Edited by
NowThatuFoundMe
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Here is an article that I read and thought I would share it, I got a giggle out of it as I read it and thought, where the heck was this when I was an innocent teenager just starting to date! Some of you .... (You know who you are) please pay attention and take a lesson from this article.
How to be a better kisser By Matt Christensen As with driving, cooking, and cage fighting, kissing is a skill that requires practice. Most women like to think they’ve come a long way since locking braces with their high-school sweetheart. And they have! But still, there’s plenty more they could learn. Follow along with some tales of woe, and some tales of woah, and take notes on the dos and don’ts of kissing a man. Lean to the right “Lean to the right. I thought that was common knowledge, but I’ve been with at least three girls who went left when we went in for a kiss. It was adorably awkward, I guess, but I would’ve much rather avoided the conspicuous bruise that showed up on my forehead. I had to explain that it wasn’t a hickey, but a battle wound caused by make-out misdirection. To any woman who reads this, remember, go right.” —Sam, cameraman Take charge “Don’t be afraid to take the lead. I was at a bar on New Year’s Eve and, when the ball dropped, some of my female friends and I exchanged quick smooches. Then I locked eyes with a cute friend of a friend, who I’d never really met before. The mood took over, and we started to kiss. Next thing I knew, my back was against the bar and we were deeply making out. Her kissing style wasn’t overly aggressive, just firm, confident, and sexy. She took charge, and I was powerless to resist.” —Steve, writer Close your eyes “I had one girlfriend who, for some reason, always kept her eyes open when we kissed. I’d get this strange feeling that I was being watched while we made out, only to open my eyes briefly to find her staring back at me. Not only was it disconcerting as hell, but it made me self-conscious. Was she picking apart my moves? Did I make some kind of funny face I wasn’t aware of? I’d be completely thrown for the rest of the night.” —Jon, editor Get your hands in on the action “Run them through my hair, or, if you really want to get me going, stroke my neck. Yeah, it’s a bit effeminate of me, but it makes me feel as if she’s enjoying it so much that she can’t control herself. Just lip-to-lip contact is the missionary position of making out.” —Timothy, writer Pause before you pucker “A well-timed pause can really add to a passionate kiss. I love it when a girl leans in but doesn’t lock lips right away. She’ll go right to the point where we’re about to close our eyes, and then smirk or giggle or do something that lets me know she wants to savor the moment. And so do I.” —Chris, certified financial planner Chuck the gum “Is it really too much to ask that you not chew gum when we kiss? It’s funny in the movies when a girl kisses a guy and he magically ends up with her gum in his mouth, but real life is a different story. I’m all for a little tongue-on-tongue action but, please, ditch the Trident before we get there.” —Chandler, 34, club promoter No brushstrokes “I went on a semi-blind date and the conversation was natural, we both laughed a lot, and I think we both knew the date was going to end with a first kiss. Unfortunately, her technique can best be described as ‘lip painting.’ She literally painted my lips with her tongue, in a circular motion. I recoiled as politely as I could, and retreated to some pecks. Then I escaped in a cab and never called her back.” —John, radio host Matt Christensen has written for Maxim and WWE Magazine. His first kiss sucked. At least, that’s what the girl told him. |
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hey good looking,,,,,,i have been out of th dating sene for so long that i probley forgot how to kiss,,,,,you wanna give me some lessons?????
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,,,,,,,how sweet
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any other interesting lessons you may want to share with us,like........sex?!
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god man,,,,,i no she would kill me doing that,,,,,,but i can'tthink of a better way to leave this world
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can we play show an tell now?
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Edited by
NowThatuFoundMe
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Tue 06/17/08 04:15 AM
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Yes, I can educate you on that topic if you need an education, Joker
Besides, you just showed your tell. (Tail) |
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Yes, I can educate you on that topic if you need an education, Joker Besides, you just showed your tell. (Tail) |
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awwwww heck,,,,do i haft towait in line????
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I never said this was a kissing booth or a practice couch, but I do know a great therapist and before you try another slight of hand like "can I get a massage", I wasn't talking about that kind.
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who said anything about massages?
are you currently taking any prescription medication? try some coffee! its a legal stimulant! |
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Oh but the man CAN Tango!
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Oh but the man CAN Tango! Oh but the man CAN Tango! yes my sweet little darling........want to go for a nice passionate twirl on the dance floor? then after....when the music leaves us.....we can embrace and kiss with such passion,like no other ever recorded or seen in this world....... i am an expert nowthatifoundher! |
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Well I have never Tango'd (?) before but I always thought it looked fun, interesting and beautiful. So , sure I'll give it a whirl.
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Fun reading! But I have met a few guys that could use a few tips themselves. Such as when you first start to kiss (even with a regular girlfriend) don't jam your tongue down their throats immediately unless you know for sure that is how she likes it. And slow down the tongue movements and let the passion build.
Just my preference! |
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Fun reading! But I have met a few guys that could use a few tips themselves. Such as when you first start to kiss (even with a regular girlfriend) don't jam your tongue down their throats immediately unless you know for sure that is how she likes it. And slow down the tongue movements and let the passion build. Just my preference! Nice |
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