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If you're looking for that kind of perfection, you need to date Jesus.... oh wait... he's to old. Sorry
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*lost count* Too full of sh!t ... "You know, I'm quite smitten with you and incredibly intrigued" he says before going MIA for a week straight (but I'm sure it was very important, yet TOP SECRET world affairs [no pun intended] that were keeping him away, right, ladies?!)
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It's hard to imagine, but too skinny is also an issue.
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If you're looking for that kind of perfection, you need to date Jesus.... oh wait... he's to old. Sorry I don't think anyone is looking for perfection, but you gotta have standards.... |
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Uh, um.. Elaine, you didn't by any chance skip all those accounting classes I paid for, did you?? To jump from the 20's to the 20,000's ?? Now Mr. P., you never mind ... you already know I think you're perfect! 
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It's hard to imagine, but too skinny is also an issue. Not for me, I like em' all shapes and sizes... For that I'm equal oppertunity... 
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Uh, um.. Elaine, you didn't by any chance skip all those accounting classes I paid for, did you?? To jump from the 20's to the 20,000's ?? Now Mr. P., you never mind ... you already know I think you're perfect!
That's nice.. You didn't by chance happen to spend that time you were SUPPOSED to be in the class with a certain guy named... *scratches head* Perty..no..Pretty..no..Potty..no..Putty? That's it.. Putty.. |
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It's hard to imagine, but too skinny is also an issue. Not for me, I like em' all shapes and sizes... For that I'm equal oppertunity...
I met a girl that was nearly a skeleton like a runway model. I was afraid to touch her. |
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Uh, um.. Elaine, you didn't by any chance skip all those accounting classes I paid for, did you?? To jump from the 20's to the 20,000's ?? Now Mr. P., you never mind ... you already know I think you're perfect!
That's nice.. You didn't by chance happen to spend that time you were SUPPOSED to be in the class with a certain guy named... *scratches head* Perty..no..Pretty..no..Potty..no..Putty? That's it.. Putty.. Well, actually ... I was supposed to, but he got called away on a very important business trip and he's been emotionally unavailable ... you know how that can happen. 
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It's hard to imagine, but too skinny is also an issue. Not for me, I like em' all shapes and sizes... For that I'm equal oppertunity...
I met a girl that was nearly a skeleton like a runway model. I was afraid to touch her. I hear ya BROTHER. my ex at 5 ft8, was a sz 0.. That's a ZERO. And me, never being afraid of a good burger..lol.. I was 220 at the time.. |
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