I had a dream that my boss was the President of the United States, and I saw her talking with Hillary Clinton...and I don't even follow politics... I wasn't even aware of who won the actual presidency until 3 weeks after everyone else...

Then I was with my aunt Jan, and she transformed into a grey cat and started shouting obscene things to me.

Then I was walking down a street and saw a close friend of mine, and he wanted to show me some skateboard tricks...and he doesn't really skateboard in real life.

Talk about mental housekeeping!

That beats my Wet Dream.

i dreamed freddy was after me and when i woke up there was scratch marks down my arm...

yea I have some pretty weird dreams myself.. one time I dreamed I was a can of food... maybe I was hungry

You know, at first glance I thought the subject was wet dreams

Was your wet dream about Hillary? or aunt Jan?

It probably was he just doesn't know it yet.

1,2 Freddy's coming for You!
3,4 Better lock your door
5,6 Grab your crucifix
7,8 Better stay up late
9,10 Never sleep again

I know all about having dreams lately.

You know, I was fine until I read this. I didn't need it. Now, when I go to bed, it will be running through my head....

Got cats? Alternatively, Got claws?

I'm thinking you lost your mental dustpan...

I'd have my Doctor adjust my meds......hey...but thats just me..