Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.



Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.



Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer.

"

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.


A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.




Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.



Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.



Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.



Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.



Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.



Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.



Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.



Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".



Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.



Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.




Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.


Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.



Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.



Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.



Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.



Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.



Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.




Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).



Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.



Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.



Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!

Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.



Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.



Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.




Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.



Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.




Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.

'

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.




Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.



Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.



Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.



Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.



Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.




Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.



Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.


I've heard: A: there's whiteout on the screen

I bet if one came your way you will follow her with your tongue hanging like a red tie.

k...so 2 of thoses i hadn't heard