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and got your finger cut
i put in a cat |
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and out came a Roar
I put in a file cabinet |
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Edited by
meanmarthajean
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Mon 02/02/09 04:53 PM
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I got very organized and ...
I put in homemade potato salad (made today) |
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so I packaged it up in in plastic cups and sold it at my lemonade stand
I put in some old beat up tires |
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and I get a flat on my truck..
I put in a lottery ticket |
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and donated my winnings to charity
I put in a very nice person |
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Edited by
meanmarthajean
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Mon 02/02/09 06:33 PM
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and I got a big smile and
I put in kittens and stray homeless cats |
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and then bought plenty of cat litter
I put in a cats "best friend", DOG |
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and out came a friend for life.
I put in a cellular phone. |
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and I get calls from your bill collectors.
I put in a pair of crutches. |
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And you get out Dr. House
I put in a glass of water |
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and I get a urgent need to pee.
I put in the extra keys to my suv. |
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but can't use them because his SUV was stolen last night
I put in a comic book |
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and I get a collectors copy.
I put in a mini-blind. |
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I peeked through it
I put in a copy machine |
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and I get someone's identity that you were copying.
I put in a pair of handcuffs. |
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and three female mingle members start to fight over them
I put in a bale of hay |
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and I get horse sh!t.
I put in a broken dvd player. |
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so he puts up for sale all his DVD's on Ebay
I put in a Wild Woman |
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and I get laid !! Thanks, Buddy
I put in some keys to an apartment I used to rent, with the address. |
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