After retiring, Potter went to the social security office to apply for social security benefits. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license and birth certificate to verify his age.

Potter looked in his pockets and realized that he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was sorry but he had left his wallet at home and he'd have to go and get it and come back later.

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So Potter opened his shirt revealing curly silver chest hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his application.

When he got home, he excitedly told his wife about his experience at the social security office.

She glared at him for a minute, then said......"You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too."

Oooooh, that's MEAN!!!