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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Thu 06/12/08 12:57 PM
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My awesome legal secretary Daughter sent me this via email......
I thought it had a lot of truth to it , 
& is very very comical , too!!! 
 
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, 
she doesn't sit around whining about it. 
She does something she wants to do,
and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you 
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it,
they won't hesitate to shoot you 
if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, 
often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. 
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say,
'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?',
here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?
Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage!
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My awesome legal secretary Daughter sent me this via email......
I thought it had a lot of truth to it ,
& is very very comical , too!!!
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it,
they won't hesitate to shoot you
if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise,
often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say,
'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?',
here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?
Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage!
ummmmmmmmmmm..no |
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<-------- Woman over 40 |
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<-------- Woman over 40 |
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thats what i'm talkin' about..
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<-------- Woman over 40 Hi ! My Sweet Sister
{{{{{ <<<<< BonnyMiss >>>>> }}}}}
 Glad you liked that Dear Lady ...
I thought it was very appropriate
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<-------- Woman over 40
<--------------- Me, too! |
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it's not worth buying a cow anyways,they're getting kinda costly
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thats what i'm talkin' about..
cheers!!!
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<-------- Woman over 40
<--------------- Me, too! thank you ..
welcome to the foxy lady club for the 40 + crowd...
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<-----------me too!
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<-----------me too!
hey hey
welcome to the prestigious group
of very classy, very beautiful & right-on women
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<-------- Woman over 40 Hi ! My Sweet Sister
{{{{{ <<<<< BonnyMiss >>>>> }}}}}
Glad you liked that Dear Lady ...
I thought it was very appropriate
Punz, how are you sweetie? At last, recognition for the more "mature, sensible " woman. Thank you for sharing this. |
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I am with you all the way and Andy for that manner...lmao
That probably explains alot about the terminology...M.I.L.F.s
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Women over 40 are beautiful!!!
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I am with you all the way and Andy for that manner...lmao That probably explains alot about the terminology...M.I.L.F.s
<------ not joining that club !!!!
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Women over 40 are beautiful!!!
Wow...you are opening yourself for a lot of interesting conversations...hehehehehehe (((Vannessa))) grab this one and chalk it up as 1 in a million. |
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Love it! Thanks....brightened my day!
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I am with you all the way and Andy for that manner...lmao That probably explains alot about the terminology...M.I.L.F.s
<------ not joining that club !!!!
Exactly my thoughts...they are cute and make you smile, but I really dont like the idea of my sons age...I like the hopeless romantics and they are a dying breed... |
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I am with you all the way and Andy for that manner...lmao That probably explains alot about the terminology...M.I.L.F.s
<------ not joining that club !!!!
Exactly my thoughts...they are cute and make you smile, but I really dont like the idea of my sons age...I like the hopeless romantics and they are a dying breed... I am a student of the old school and still believe that respect should be given where respect is due........ I also like the "hopeless" romantic side of things
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