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A guy met a really hot chick in a bar. All night long they danced, drank, and partied away. At one point, she excused herself to go to the restroom. Then the bartender came over and said,
"Hey, man. I hate to tell you this, but that 'lady' you've been with all night is actually a dude". The guy looked back to the restroom, then back to the bartender, and said, "Nah! There's no way! I've been dancing with her, and had my hands all over her. There's no way." The bartender shrugged his shoulders and told him, "Well...you can't say I didn't tell you so." The chick came out of the restroom and asked if there was some place they could go. He suggested his place, she agreed, and they got in his truck. On the way she said, "I hate to ask, but is there a bathroom anyplace close. I really have to go again." He told her 'no', but pulled over to the side of the road. She got out, and he got to thinking about what that bartender had told him. Determined to get to the bottom of the matter, he slipped out of the cab, and crawled under the truck. He could barely see her in the dark, but sure enough, dangling down under her... He lunged forward, grabbed hold, and said, "Ah-hah! Got you!" She jumped up and screamed, "I didn't know you were a peeping tom!" Then the guy crawled out from under the truck, looked at his hand, and said, "Yeah, well...I didn't know you were taking a sh!t!"  
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LOL
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