A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then,

ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."



So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
We
could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great
University!"


The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
Pitt
I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and
asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course, " the brother replied. "Do you
know
how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially,
you and
I are
sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with
two sluts and a faggot.