Auburn...you got the sheets out without me???

Define relationship please.

Mirror and I are getting married

I originally came here for these reasons:

1) This is the only site my wife and I could agree upon for dating other married people.

2) I enjoy soft porn courtesy of the Amazing Muriel.

3) I covet free legal advice from a guy named GorillaKilla who displays a pic of a midget and a gnome giving each other a tuggie.

4) I bought the rights to my profile on ebay.

5) I was looking for a site called JustSayHigh but accidentally misspelled the URL in my browser 'cuz I was stoned.

I stayed for these reasons:

1) The internet is a great way to meet people who have more issues than I.

2) I need to practice stalking where there is little threat of official intervention so that I won't make a fool of myself chasing Kate Beckinsale at Mardi Gras.

3) Some of you people are nuts and this site is cheaper than Lifetime Movie Network.

4) Mutual Match is a great way to gauge my sexuality through the eyes of a 61-year-old, bearded, female recluse in Estonia.

5) I can write off the square footage in my office as a tax deduction since I spend so much time here no IRS agent would argue this is NOT my profession.

This said, I'm keeping HMontana and thanking the Star Trekkies who invented this site while juiced on Diet Rock Star.

HMontana

FYI: I'll repost this as it has been asked of me many times, as in: "Why the heck are YOU here?!"

ROCK ON PEOPLE .... CB / VP of Ops - New Thread