WHAT CAN WE SAY LION BUT............. YOUR THE BOMB!!!!

1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of
you.

2. Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm
they are.


3. Men are like ....... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change
them..

4. Men are like ....... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.

5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they
say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long
to mature.

9. Men are like ...... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign
of emotion.

10. Men are like ...... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............ You never know when they're
coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.

13. Men are like ....... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken,
the rest are handicapped.

MORENA!!!!!! you go girl!!!!

lmao@ morena those are way funny...and most of them are true.

men vs women huh!! take that one above guys!!!lmao!!!
roflmao!!! I don't know what's on the computer tonight
but if you don't want to be acting silly tonight stay away from this
tread!!!lmap ROFLMAO!!!!

LMAO @MO ,loved it hehehehe

im definatly a good parking spot and mac parked right in my head lol.
were did you find those morena.

kewl morena

my sister is always joking and making jokes
she send it to me!! but is funny isn't it?
roflmao!!

((((((((((catch))))))))))

they were good morena im still gigglin lol.

love it to!!

posted this one on the poems tread by mistake,
you flying around and all, got a little dizzy but anyway check this one
out

Have a good laugh!

lol...lol...lol...

>A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
> >HUGE black guy standing next to him.
> >
> >The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:
"7
>feet
> >tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
>The
> >white man faints and falls to the floor.
> >
> >The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
>says:
> >"What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What
>EXACTLY
> >did you say to me?"
> >The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
>you
> >the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet
>tall,
> >I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs 3
>pounds
> >each, and my name is Turner Brown."
> >
> >The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you
said,
> >"Turn around".

good night guys, bed is calling have to work tomorrow,

OMG Mo loved it,

lol.

*Walks into the disaster lion has made blowing up things.... Sigh men
are so messy...

I would say women, because we think more in depth and more logical, but
majority of women arewanting to be in control, self-centered,
jealous,etc. the list goes on. Anyways, leading to us ladies turning on
our own kind , so i would have to say the men would win in the end. I
know, shame on me, but its true.

Whoa, nelly! Did I hear that right, Queens?

no one would win if we did that.......................