A girl with no arms or legs is sitting on a bench. She's never been
kissed so she says she'll ask the very next guy she sees to kiss her.
She asks the very next guy to walk by if he'll give her her first kiss.
He figures since she has no legs or arms, no harm in it so he does.
She's never had a hickey so she figures she'll ask the very next guy for
a hickey. She asks the next guy and he figures that since she has no
arms or legs, no harm will come from it so he gives her a hickey.
She's never had sex so she asks the next guy if he'll **** her. He
figures she has no arms or legs so he puts her in his truck, drives her
to a lake, throws her in and says "Now you're ****ed!"

In the immortal words of Ron Simmons, "DAMN!"

So mean! Horrible!
Absolutely horrible!

that was horrible lol