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If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
- line in The Roxbury Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I see myself in your pants? |
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Classic! What about the old "Heaven must be missing an angel!" line?
Don't use that one, cutie. The ladies will think you hit your head against the car window one to many times! |
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wow those lines got me!
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If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? - line in The Roxbury Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I see myself in your pants? |
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A gal at work was bending over and her thong was riding up.
I told her I thought she had a mirror in there because I could see myself gettin' into that thing. She says, "Kel, I already got one a$$hole in here, I don't need another. |
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That was way harsh of her, Michiganman. Funny, but harsh!
You should have just asked if she needed help flossing!! |
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