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It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off.... Sea , You're ALWAYS horny |
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It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off.... Sea , You're ALWAYS horny |
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How about this?
Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?" Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is" Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather." Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?" Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!" That gentle enough? |
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How about this? Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?" Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is" Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather." Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?" Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!" That gentle enough? Ooooooooooooh you had me at Beautiful day isn't it! |
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It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off.... ya think? |
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It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off.... Sea , You're ALWAYS horny |
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How about this? Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?" Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is" Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather." Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?" Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!" That gentle enough? Ooooooooooooh you had me at Beautiful day isn't it! Do I know how to ease into a conversation or what? |
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How about this? Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?" Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is" Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather." Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?" Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!" That gentle enough? Ooooooooooooh you had me at Beautiful day isn't it! Do I know how to ease into a conversation or what? haha you sure do! Nice work! |
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How about this? Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?" Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is" Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather." Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?" Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!" That gentle enough? |
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It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off.... Sea , You're ALWAYS horny Waz Up bro? , Going good |
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How about this? Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?" Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is" Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather." Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?" Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!" That gentle enough? |
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How about this? Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?" Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is" Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather." Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?" Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!" That gentle enough? Ooooooooooooh you had me at Beautiful day isn't it! Do I know how to ease into a conversation or what? Which reminds me....don't I owe you your daily email? |
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It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off.... Sea , You're ALWAYS horny Waz Up bro? , Going good |
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How about this? Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?" Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is" Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather." Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?" Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!" That gentle enough? Ooooooooooooh you had me at Beautiful day isn't it! Do I know how to ease into a conversation or what? Which reminds me....don't I owe you your daily email? Yes you do!!!! |
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seems guys only get it because you girls are willing to give it
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hey cherry, you got another pretty long thread going! whoo hoo!
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going to unravel the one above me
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going to unravel the one above me hey now... no thread unwinding!! bad bad |
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never know until you try
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Or how about this one? Misdirection...
Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?" Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is" Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of today's sunshine." Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?" Horny guy: "Yes they are. May I tickle your ass with a feather?" Unsuspecting female: (shocked)"Wha - What did you just say to me?" Horny guy: "I said: Say, they're perfect for this weather." |
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