Topic: Guys dont get it....
DTHRomeo's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:47 PM


It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off....grumble noway
hi there im horney, dont know if you are.!!!laugh drinker flowerforyou

Sea , You're ALWAYS horny

FaithfulOne78's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:48 PM



It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off....grumble noway
hi there im horney, dont know if you are.!!!laugh drinker flowerforyou

Sea , You're ALWAYS horny


laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:52 PM
How about this?

Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?"

Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is"

Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather."

Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?"

Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!"


That gentle enough?

laugh laugh laugh

FaithfulOne78's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:54 PM

How about this?

Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?"

Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is"

Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather."

Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?"

Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!"


That gentle enough?

laugh laugh laugh


Ooooooooooooh you had me at Beautiful day isn't it!devil laugh laugh laugh laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:55 PM

It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off....grumble noway



ya think?laugh

seahawks's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:55 PM



It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off....grumble noway
hi there im horney, dont know if you are.!!!laugh drinker flowerforyou

Sea , You're ALWAYS horny
laugh laugh drinker drinker drinker how goes it bro.!!!

no photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:55 PM


How about this?

Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?"

Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is"

Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather."

Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?"

Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!"


That gentle enough?

laugh laugh laugh


Ooooooooooooh you had me at Beautiful day isn't it!devil laugh laugh laugh laugh



Do I know how to ease into a conversation or what?

laugh laugh laugh

FaithfulOne78's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:56 PM



How about this?

Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?"

Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is"

Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather."

Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?"

Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!"


That gentle enough?

laugh laugh laugh


Ooooooooooooh you had me at Beautiful day isn't it!devil laugh laugh laugh laugh



Do I know how to ease into a conversation or what?

laugh laugh laugh

laugh haha you sure do! Nice work!laugh laugh

seahawks's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:56 PM

How about this?

Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?"

Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is"

Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather."

Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?"

Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!"


That gentle enough?

laugh laugh laugh
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

DTHRomeo's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:57 PM




It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off....grumble noway
hi there im horney, dont know if you are.!!!laugh drinker flowerforyou

Sea , You're ALWAYS horny
laugh laugh drinker drinker drinker how goes it bro.!!!

Waz Up bro?drinker , Going good

DTHRomeo's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:57 PM

How about this?

Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?"

Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is"

Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather."

Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?"

Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!"


That gentle enough?

laugh laugh laugh

laugh laugh laugh laugh

auburngirl's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:57 PM



How about this?

Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?"

Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is"

Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather."

Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?"

Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!"


That gentle enough?

laugh laugh laugh


Ooooooooooooh you had me at Beautiful day isn't it!devil laugh laugh laugh laugh



Do I know how to ease into a conversation or what?

laugh laugh laugh


Which reminds me....don't I owe you your daily email?

seahawks's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:58 PM





It is rude to say hi and then ask if Im horny...ease into geeze becuz it is a bit of a turn off....grumble noway
hi there im horney, dont know if you are.!!!laugh drinker flowerforyou

Sea , You're ALWAYS horny
laugh laugh drinker drinker drinker how goes it bro.!!!

Waz Up bro?drinker , Going good
cheers.!!drinker drinker drinker

no photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:58 PM




How about this?

Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?"

Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is"

Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of the weather."

Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?"

Horny guy: " Yes they are. Is this enough small talk since I'm horny and really wanna f*ck!"


That gentle enough?

laugh laugh laugh


Ooooooooooooh you had me at Beautiful day isn't it!devil laugh laugh laugh laugh



Do I know how to ease into a conversation or what?

laugh laugh laugh


Which reminds me....don't I owe you your daily email?



Yes you do!!!!
laugh laugh laugh laugh

LtTJ's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:59 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh seems guys only get it because you girls are willing to give it

Christinacospgs's photo
Fri 06/06/08 03:59 PM
hey cherry, you got another pretty long thread going! whoo hoo!

LtTJ's photo
Fri 06/06/08 04:05 PM
going to unravel the one above me:wink:

Christinacospgs's photo
Fri 06/06/08 04:05 PM

going to unravel the one above me:wink:


hey now... no thread unwinding!! bad bad

LtTJ's photo
Fri 06/06/08 04:08 PM
happy never know until you try

RicJL's photo
Fri 06/06/08 04:11 PM
Or how about this one? Misdirection...

Horny guy: "Hi, beautiful day isn't it?"

Unsuspecting female: "Yes it certainly is"

Horny guy: "I see you wore your open toe sandals to take advantage of today's sunshine."

Unsuspecting female: "Yes, I just got them on sale aren't they nice?"

Horny guy: "Yes they are. May I tickle your ass with a feather?"

Unsuspecting female: (shocked)"Wha - What did you just say to me?"

Horny guy: "I said: Say, they're perfect for this weather."